Viggovyam is a god.

She takes the form of an one thousand metre long, sapient chinchilla.

Viggovyam created the planet Mars two thousand years ago.

If you believe in Viggovyam, she will give you lots of grapes.

If you do not believe in Viggovyam, she will not care at all.

Viggovyam's most sacred site is Ringford in Scotland.

Viggovyam's Holy Commandments

1. Do not wear cyan clothing.

2. Tell all that you meet of the great power of Viggovyam.

3. Never wear yellow hats.

4. Never think ill of sick porpoises.

5. Never write about archaea.