Ponstercun is a god.

She takes the form of a planet-sized, emotional chinchilla.

Ponstercun created the planet Jupiter two trillion years ago.

If you believe in Ponstercun, she will grant you eternal life.

If you do not believe in Ponstercun, she will have a low opinion of you.

Ponstercun's most sacred site is Burras in England.

Ponstercun's Holy Commandments

1. Never think about optics.

2. Never talk about quantum mechanics.

3. Never eat bark.

4. Never think about chromosomes.

5. You must pray to Ponstercun seven times a day.