Garbed Muttag Budtalbentaf is a god.

She takes the form of an enormous, awe-inspiring fish.

Garbed Muttag Budtalbentaf created the planet Jupiter three trillion years ago.

If you believe in Garbed Muttag Budtalbentaf, she will celebrate by creating some planets.

If you do not believe in Garbed Muttag Budtalbentaf, she will turn you into a blue tit.

Garbed Muttag Budtalbentaf's most sacred site is Sarti in Greece.

Garbed Muttag Budtalbentaf's Holy Commandments

1. Look mercifully on unfortunate cats.

2. Never eat rice.

3. Never play with disobedient children.

4. Your grandchildren must be taught to worship Garbed Muttag Budtalbentaf.

5. Never talk about nucleic acids.