Karwegbud is a god.

It takes the form of a very long, unthoughtful ant.

Karwegbud created a quark five thousand years ago.

If you believe in Karwegbud, it will be happy.

If you do not believe in Karwegbud, it will turn you into a hamster.

Karwegbud's most sacred site is Hongcun in China.

Karwegbud's Holy Commandments

1. Never discuss chromosomes in public assemblies.

2. Always make sure there are no nematodes in a room before entering it.

3. Never gather eight tortoises near wells.

4. Never stain your arms with magenta.

5. Never feed lentils to badgers while wearing kilts.