Godrulfit is a god.

It takes the form of a nine thousand metre long, unthinking wasp.

Godrulfit created time and space two thousand years ago.

If you believe in Godrulfit, it will be happy.

If you do not believe in Godrulfit, it will not care at all.

Godrulfit's most sacred site is Aimala in Finland.

Godrulfit's Holy Commandments

1. Do not drink alcohol.

2. Do not resist chaos.

3. Potatoes are unclean and must never pass your lips.

4. Do not speak of quantum field theory near sacred fires.

5. Feed all hungry foxes.