Suglidpib is a god.

He takes the form of an eight thousand metre long, amazing centipede.

Suglidpib created the Cigar Galaxy nine million years ago.

If you believe in Suglidpib, he will be very happy.

If you do not believe in Suglidpib, he will attempt to scare you with earthquakes.

Suglidpib's most sacred site is Cuandixia in China.

Suglidpib's Holy Commandments

1. Do not take Suglidpib's name in vain.

2. Learn three new languages a year.

3. Never fashion tools from stone.

4. Never pray while filled with fear.

5. Never think about the weak nuclear force near porpoises while wearing blue kilts and balancing five aluminium spheres on your face.