Dobpasken is a god.

He takes the form of a minute, strong bee.

Dobpasken created gold nine thousand years ago.

If you believe in Dobpasken, he will visit you to thank you.

If you do not believe in Dobpasken, he will sneak up behind you and tap you on the back.

Dobpasken's most sacred site is Rautio in Finland.

Dobpasken's Holy Commandments

1. Put Dobpasken first in all things.

2. Always count to nine before sleeping.

3. Do not record names concerning planets.

4. Do not gather at walls at dusk.

5. Do not listen to heathen tongues.