Hinlatsas is a god.

She takes the form of an extremely large, humane tapir.

Hinlatsas created everything that exists eight thousand years ago.

If you believe in Hinlatsas, she will remain indifferent to you.

If you do not believe in Hinlatsas, she will attempt to scare you with floods.

Hinlatsas' most sacred site is Tatul in Bulgaria.

Hinlatsas' Holy Commandments

1. Never stain your face with pink.

2. Hinlatsas loves hamsters, so they must be honoured.

3. Always act with purity when addressing strangers.

4. Never approach rivers carrying bone.

5. Never eat green fruit.