Japbigvilzag is a god.

It takes the form of an extremely thin, happy salamander.

Japbigvilzag created time and space three billion years ago.

If you believe in Japbigvilzag, it will make you lucky.

If you do not believe in Japbigvilzag, it will jump up and down fuming with anger.

Japbigvilzag's most sacred site is Quenstedt in Germany.

Japbigvilzag's Holy Commandments

1. Do not fashion models of living things.

2. Never look in ponds.

3. Never wear gray hats.

4. Always help porpoises.

5. Do not take Japbigvilzag's name in vain.