Ominstigwad is a god.

He takes the form of an extremely large, fussy rat.

Ominstigwad created dark energy six quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Ominstigwad, he will celebrate by creating some nebulas.

If you do not believe in Ominstigwad, he will destroy your favourite star.

Ominstigwad's most sacred site is Pisterzo in Italy.

Ominstigwad's Holy Commandments

1. Always make a point of helping unfortunate squirrels.

2. Do not shelter from rain as it is holy.

3. Always help sick gulls.

4. Always prostrate yourself in the presence of your elders.

5. Always look after injured sharks.