Dundudgig is a god.

It takes the form of a heavy, passionate dryad.

Dundudgig created the Sombrero Galaxy nine trillion years ago.

If you believe in Dundudgig, it will approve.

If you do not believe in Dundudgig, it will not invite you to parties.

Dundudgig's most sacred site is Cusihuiriachi in Mexico.

Dundudgig's Holy Commandments

1. Pray only in moonlight.

2. Always act with purity.

3. Always remove scarves before entering holy places.

4. Potatoes are unclean and must never pass your lips.

5. Never think about archaea.