Cinnellzod is a god.

He takes the form of an extremely small, omnipotent wyrm.

Cinnellzod created a top quark six thousand years ago.

If you believe in Cinnellzod, he will ignore you.

If you do not believe in Cinnellzod, he will torture you forever.

Cinnellzod's most sacred site is Troqueer in Scotland.

Cinnellzod's Holy Commandments

1. Never speak of balance in the presence of elders.

2. Shun those given to cruelty.

3. Feed all hungry manatees.

4. Never pour water over plants.

5. Always look both ways before crossing roads.