Yogjopart is a god.

He takes the form of an one thousand metre long, humane shark.

Yogjopart created the planet Mars five thousand years ago.

If you believe in Yogjopart, he will visit you to thank you.

If you do not believe in Yogjopart, he will turn you into a small brown duck.

Yogjopart's most sacred site is Sirama in Madagascar.

Yogjopart's Holy Commandments

1. Never gather nine tortoises near walls.

2. Do not record names concerning comets.

3. Do not shave your back.

4. Never touch blood while clean.

5. Always store onions above ground.