Rullrenmig is a god.

He takes the form of a heavy, strong troll.

Rullrenmig created the universe two trillion years ago.

If you believe in Rullrenmig, he will laugh at you.

If you do not believe in Rullrenmig, he will boil you in a big pot.

Rullrenmig's most sacred site is Vandet in Denmark.

Rullrenmig's Holy Commandments

1. Respect rivers and do not attempt to bridge them.

2. Always look after injured voles.

3. Do not eat carrots.

4. Paint representations of asteroids on the walls of your dwelling place in yellow.

5. Never pour water over plants.