Sandpag is a god.

He takes the form of an extremely small, dishonest mouse.

Sandpag created life eight thousand years ago.

If you believe in Sandpag, he will be very happy.

If you do not believe in Sandpag, he will try to impress you with trees.

Sandpag's most sacred site is Askos in Greece.

Sandpag's Holy Commandments

1. Never touch ash while blessed.

2. Always help tapirs in need.

3. Do not drink from vessels made of earth.

4. Do not make images of living things.

5. Do not contemplate special relativity during the night.