Hubfasaf is a god.

She takes the form of an exceedingly large, smart duck.

Hubfasaf created the Cigar Galaxy four years ago.

If you believe in Hubfasaf, she will grant you immortality.

If you do not believe in Hubfasaf, she will hide angry, poisonous snakes in your dwelling place.

Hubfasaf's most sacred site is Acanceh in Mexico.

Hubfasaf's Holy Commandments

1. Look mercifully on unfortunate capybaras.

2. Always face the south before speaking sacred words.

3. You must never eat spinach.

4. Learn four new languages a year.

5. Hubfasaf loves bats, so they must be honoured.