Rakgarveg is a god.

It takes the form of an one thousand metre long, calm bee.

Rakgarveg created the Cigar Galaxy eighteen thousand years ago.

If you believe in Rakgarveg, it will give you a free planet.

If you do not believe in Rakgarveg, it will send you a sign.

Rakgarveg's most sacred site is Cusihuiriachi in Mexico.

Rakgarveg's Holy Commandments

1. Never tolerate songs in holy places.

2. Never think about fluid mechanics.

3. Do not consume grapes at dawn.

4. Always treat monkeys with great respect.

5. Always help sick snails.