Aflarpgan is a god.

He takes the form of an eight hundred metre long, pitiless cat.

Aflarpgan created Africa seven thousand years ago.

If you believe in Aflarpgan, he will smite all your enemies.

If you do not believe in Aflarpgan, he will send minions to preach to you.

Aflarpgan's most sacred site is Temmes in Finland.

Aflarpgan's Holy Commandments

1. Do not record names concerning asteroids.

2. Never carve symbols of galaxies into wood.

3. Put Aflarpgan first in all things.

4. Do not study eukaryotes on holy days.

5. Never feed tomatoes to aardvarks while wearing stockings.