Lopdavhin is a god.

He takes the form of a very thin, idiotic chicken.

Lopdavhin created the Milkyway nine trillion years ago.

If you believe in Lopdavhin, he will make you lucky.

If you do not believe in Lopdavhin, he will jump up and down fuming with anger.

Lopdavhin's most sacred site is Kottucherry in India.

Lopdavhin's Holy Commandments

1. Always maintain humility during holy days.

2. Do not listen to heathen tongues.

3. Hide from gray horses for they are unholy.

4. Doors are unholy and should not be erected.

5. Never speak at midday.