Sadyimjamfob is a god.

It takes the form of a small, ruthless fly.

Sadyimjamfob created a down quark four thousand years ago.

If you believe in Sadyimjamfob, it will make you immortal.

If you do not believe in Sadyimjamfob, it will destroy your favourite dwarf planet.

Sadyimjamfob's most sacred site is Quenstedt in Germany.

Sadyimjamfob's Holy Commandments

1. Always take life seriously.

2. Never speak of chaos in the presence of priests.

3. Do not shave your face.

4. Heed all portents.

5. Do not step barefoot upon red earth.