Afhubvonkraw is a god.

It takes the form of an extremely small, merciless crane.

Afhubvonkraw created silver nine thousand years ago.

If you believe in Afhubvonkraw, it will approve.

If you do not believe in Afhubvonkraw, it will turn you into a small brown duck.

Afhubvonkraw's most sacred site is Ilmola in Finland.

Afhubvonkraw's Holy Commandments

1. Always count to four before sleeping.

2. Do not drink from vessels made of base metals.

3. Worship no other gods but Afhubvonkraw.

4. Never bounce in the presence of great tits.

5. Do not wear silicon on your body.