Binrakdoss is a god.

It takes the form of an extremely fat, passionate fly.

Binrakdoss created the Large Magellanic Cloud eight trillion years ago.

If you believe in Binrakdoss, it will smite all your enemies.

If you do not believe in Binrakdoss, it will send five hundred and sixty eight geese to peck you to death.

Binrakdoss' most sacred site is Brechfa in Wales.

Binrakdoss' Holy Commandments

1. Walk at least nine thousand metres per day.

2. Treat sacred texts with the utmost of respect.

3. Always take life seriously.

4. Binrakdoss must be the most important thing in your life.

5. Pray only in moonlight.