Lopwik is a god.

He takes the form of a planet-sized, selfish centaur.

Lopwik created the Cigar Galaxy four trillion years ago.

If you believe in Lopwik, he will ignore you.

If you do not believe in Lopwik, he will turn you into a tree.

Lopwik's most sacred site is Buskerud in Norway.

Lopwik's Holy Commandments

1. Never talk about moons.

2. Never look at comets.

3. Do not record names concerning stars.

4. Never eat bananas on days of mourning.

5. Cucumbers are unclean and must never pass your lips.