Pid is a god.

It takes the form of a planet-sized, confident coyote.

Pid created silver three hundred thousand years ago.

If you believe in Pid, it will give you lots of grapes.

If you do not believe in Pid, it will name a particularly small and pointless dust cloud after you.

Pid's most sacred site is Makopong in Botswana.

Pid's Holy Commandments

1. Never sit near eagles.

2. Do not utter prayers while touching titanium.

3. Show mercy to disobedient children.

4. Cucumbers are unclean and must never pass your lips.

5. Never eat onions.