Hugbodcat is a god.

It takes the form of a very large, dishonourable turtle.

Hugbodcat created a photon two years ago.

If you believe in Hugbodcat, it will give you a free planet.

If you do not believe in Hugbodcat, it will turn you into a duck.

Hugbodcat's most sacred site is Dzhanka in Bulgaria.

Hugbodcat's Holy Commandments

1. Do not wear tin on your body.

2. Always treat tortoises with great respect.

3. Do not drink alcohol.

4. Do not fashion tools from carbon.

5. Never fashion tools from wood.