Feblaprak is a god.

It takes the form of a heavy, almighty wolf.

Feblaprak created the planet Venus five thousand years ago.

If you believe in Feblaprak, it will smite all your enemies.

If you do not believe in Feblaprak, it will hide angry, venomous snakes in your dwelling place.

Feblaprak's most sacred site is Turckheim in France.

Feblaprak's Holy Commandments

1. Do not speak of quantum gravity near sacred fires.

2. Do not gather at walls at dusk.

3. Always treat porpoises with great respect.

4. Never think ill of sick nematodes.

5. Never talk about cell theory.