Farnsisham is a god.

He takes the form of a corpulent, happy guinea pig.

Farnsisham created water twelve years ago.

If you believe in Farnsisham, he will remain indifferent to you.

If you do not believe in Farnsisham, he will name a particularly small and pointless asteroid after you.

Farnsisham's most sacred site is Morella in Spain.

Farnsisham's Holy Commandments

1. Never speak the names of planets aloud.

2. Never eat lemons on days of mourning.

3. Do not fashion tools from copper.

4. Always maintain obedience during holy days.

5. Look mercifully on unfortunate ants.