Tifdungess is a god.

She takes the form of an exceedingly fat, irritating lizard.

Tifdungess created a strange quark two thousand years ago.

If you believe in Tifdungess, she will be shocked.

If you do not believe in Tifdungess, she will try to impress you with rainbows.

Tifdungess' most sacred site is Thethampakkam in India.

Tifdungess' Holy Commandments

1. Potatoes are unclean and must never pass your lips.

2. Do not chop down trees.

3. Never mention nematodes.

4. Permit no heathen within the settlement walls.

5. Always look after injured voles.