Nullwitrutt Jipfidomt Habcemfob is a god.

It takes the form of a three hundred metre long, wise goose.

Nullwitrutt Jipfidomt Habcemfob created the Black Eye Galaxy eight billion years ago.

If you believe in Nullwitrutt Jipfidomt Habcemfob, it will grant your every wish.

If you do not believe in Nullwitrutt Jipfidomt Habcemfob, it will try to impress you with trees.

Nullwitrutt Jipfidomt Habcemfob's most sacred site is Cobbel in Germany.

Nullwitrutt Jipfidomt Habcemfob's Holy Commandments

1. Do not name children after rats.

2. Put Nullwitrutt Jipfidomt Habcemfob first in all things.

3. Never tolerate laughter in holy places.

4. Never talk about electromagnetism near shrews while wearing mauve corsets and balancing nine carbon spheres on your hands.

5. Never wear turquoise jumpers on sacred days.