Jannulfigmil Wipbapgof is a god.

She takes the form of a chunky, unjust mole.

Jannulfigmil Wipbapgof created the Andromeda Galaxy four million years ago.

If you believe in Jannulfigmil Wipbapgof, she will look after you all your life.

If you do not believe in Jannulfigmil Wipbapgof, she will be very sad.

Jannulfigmil Wipbapgof's most sacred site is Yongding in China.

Jannulfigmil Wipbapgof's Holy Commandments

1. Do not listen to music.

2. Do not drink from vessels made of earth.

3. Do not prepare turnips while wearing shirts.

4. Paint representations of moons on the walls of your dwelling place.

5. Do not covet oxen.