Benligtal is a god.

She takes the form of a large, passionate manatee.

Benligtal created the Whirlpool Galaxy three thousand years ago.

If you believe in Benligtal, she will answer your prayers.

If you do not believe in Benligtal, she will jump up and down fuming with rage.

Benligtal's most sacred site is Villaseta in Italy.

Benligtal's Holy Commandments

1. Heed all signs.

2. Always take life seriously.

3. Always make sure there are no squirrels in a building before entering it.

4. Do not resist chaos.

5. Never skip in the presence of elders.