Larpmiptal is a god.

He takes the form of a three hundred metre long, tranquil camel.

Larpmiptal created dark matter eight quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Larpmiptal, he will smite all your enemies.

If you do not believe in Larpmiptal, he will make you grow a tail.

Larpmiptal's most sacred site is Gadna in Hungary.

Larpmiptal's Holy Commandments

1. Do not hurt monkeys.

2. Do not count beyond four during ceremonies.

3. Look mercifully on unfortunate geese.

4. Feed all hungry sheep.

5. Never talk about fire.