Sinnellarg is a god.

She takes the form of a seven thousand metre long, annoying weasel.

Sinnellarg created an electron nine quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Sinnellarg, she will grant you immortality.

If you do not believe in Sinnellarg, she will manifest in front of you.

Sinnellarg's most sacred site is Bokaa in Botswana.

Sinnellarg's Holy Commandments

1. Never carve symbols of comets into wood.

2. Never fashion tools from bone.

3. Never gather eight voles near towers.

4. Draw representations of dwarf planets on the walls of your dwelling place.

5. Show mercy to disobedient children.