Podbelldiss is a god.

He takes the form of an enormous, blissful beaver.

Podbelldiss created an atom nine trillion years ago.

If you believe in Podbelldiss, he will give you lots of grapes.

If you do not believe in Podbelldiss, he will attempt to scare you with floods.

Podbelldiss' most sacred site is Valdena in Italy.

Podbelldiss' Holy Commandments

1. Hide if eight mites approach from the north.

2. You must love Podbelldiss.

3. Do not hurt tortoises.

4. Do not shelter from rain as it is holy.

5. Never mark doors with black.