Sighadyoksig is a god.

She takes the form of a six hundred metre long, awesome human.

Sighadyoksig created viruses two thousand years ago.

If you believe in Sighadyoksig, she will look after your home planet.

If you do not believe in Sighadyoksig, she will turn you into a blue tit.

Sighadyoksig's most sacred site is Ans in Denmark.

Sighadyoksig's Holy Commandments

1. Always keep your back turned to the west at sunset.

2. Always stare at clouds.

3. Do not speak sacred words in winter.

4. Never talk about chlorophyll.

5. Never speak aloud of numbers.