Rilbatyok is a god.

She takes the form of a small, stupid wyrm.

Rilbatyok created the universe three trillion years ago.

If you believe in Rilbatyok, she will celebrate by creating some planets.

If you do not believe in Rilbatyok, she will attempt to scare you with hail.

Rilbatyok's most sacred site is Dzhanka in Bulgaria.

Rilbatyok's Holy Commandments

1. Never talk about planets.

2. Never look in ponds.

3. Run away from black moths, for they are unholy.

4. Show mercy to disobedient children.

5. Never feed spinach to nematodes while wearing brown tights.