Vedgubwanbop is a god.

She takes the form of an extremely heavy, clever fish.

Vedgubwanbop created time and space eight thousand years ago.

If you believe in Vedgubwanbop, she will grant you immortality.

If you do not believe in Vedgubwanbop, she will say rude things about you at parties.

Vedgubwanbop's most sacred site is Skive in Denmark.

Vedgubwanbop's Holy Commandments

1. Do not drink from vessels made of silver.

2. Do not drink alcohol.

3. Never write about the inheritance of acquired characteristics.

4. Do not kill badgers.

5. Remain standing during prayer.