Onttoncab is a god.

It takes the form of a microscopic, emotional coyote.

Onttoncab created a strange quark eight thousand years ago.

If you believe in Onttoncab, it will give you a free moon.

If you do not believe in Onttoncab, it will manifest in front of you.

Onttoncab's most sacred site is Polydrosos in Greece.

Onttoncab's Holy Commandments

1. Put Onttoncab first in all things.

2. Never gather nine birds near towers.

3. Always pray immersed in water.

4. Show mercy to disobedient children.

5. Remain prostrate during prayer.