Pibhuddum is a god.

It takes the form of a fat, emotional alligator.

Pibhuddum created vertebrates five thousand years ago.

If you believe in Pibhuddum, it will celebrate by creating some nebulas.

If you do not believe in Pibhuddum, it will turn you into a mouse.

Pibhuddum's most sacred site is Makopong in Botswana.

Pibhuddum's Holy Commandments

1. Do not name children after hamsters.

2. Never paint your neck magenta.

3. Never record signs.

4. Do not utter prayers while touching silicon.

5. Grasshopers are unholy and should not be approached.