Nellhabtigdim is a god.

She takes the form of a five thousand metre long, deceitful turtle.

Nellhabtigdim created the planet Earth six billion years ago.

If you believe in Nellhabtigdim, she will give you great power.

If you do not believe in Nellhabtigdim, she will curse you and those you beget for fifty two trillion years.

Nellhabtigdim's most sacred site is Wukan in China.

Nellhabtigdim's Holy Commandments

1. Never speak of chaos in the presence of strangers.

2. Never chant in holy places.

3. Do not shelter from rain as it is holy.

4. Do not study ribonucleic acid on holy days.

5. Do not drink water in pink rooms.