Pigsabsaw is a god.

He takes the form of a very long, staggering shark.

Pigsabsaw created dark matter two quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Pigsabsaw, he will grant your every desire.

If you do not believe in Pigsabsaw, he will hide angry, poisonous snakes in your dwelling place.

Pigsabsaw's most sacred site is Polydrosos in Greece.

Pigsabsaw's Holy Commandments

1. Never sit in the presence of birds.

2. Always pray in complete darkness.

3. Never think about quantum field theory.

4. Do not hop in public.

5. Always count to nine before sleeping.