Higzanbud is a god.

It takes the form of a plump, omnipotent eagle.

Higzanbud created the Virgo Supercluster five thousand years ago.

If you believe in Higzanbud, it will celebrate by creating some nebulas.

If you do not believe in Higzanbud, it will curse you and those you beget for all time.

Higzanbud's most sacred site is Altata in Mexico.

Higzanbud's Holy Commandments

1. Always cleanse your hands after touching tin.

2. Always help sick sharks.

3. Show mercy to disobedient children.

4. Never handle copper while unclean.

5. Never speak aloud of numbers.