Afspaghengepgut is a god.

She takes the form of a five hundred metre long, intelligent weasel.

Afspaghengepgut created the Cigar Galaxy six trillion years ago.

If you believe in Afspaghengepgut, she will grant you five wishes.

If you do not believe in Afspaghengepgut, she will throw large rocks at you.

Afspaghengepgut's most sacred site is Sanabo in Egypt.

Afspaghengepgut's Holy Commandments

1. Always obey Afspaghengepgut's priests.

2. Never gather six snails in one place.

3. Never look in ponds.

4. Draw representations of black holes on the walls of your dwelling place.

5. Always share beans with strangers, but never with grasshopers.