Daplegmob Dudfaswad is a god.

It takes the form of a very thin, dishonourable dryad.

Daplegmob Dudfaswad created dark matter five thousand years ago.

If you believe in Daplegmob Dudfaswad, it will look on you favourably.

If you do not believe in Daplegmob Dudfaswad, it will send twenty eight swans to peck you to death.

Daplegmob Dudfaswad's most sacred site is Pedraza in Spain.

Daplegmob Dudfaswad's Holy Commandments

1. Do not step barefoot upon magenta earth.

2. Do not covet oxen.

3. Never go into mauve rooms.

4. Never sit in the presence of elders.

5. Do not trade with those who eat grapes.