Targbotbim is a god.

It takes the form of a four hundred metre long, clever aardvark.

Targbotbim created the Whirlpool Galaxy nine thousand years ago.

If you believe in Targbotbim, it will give you the power of flight.

If you do not believe in Targbotbim, it will turn you into a frog.

Targbotbim's most sacred site is Kirumampakkam in India.

Targbotbim's Holy Commandments

1. Never allow whales to witness sacred rites.

2. Do not cook food in pots.

3. Do not bounce at mountains.

4. Never hurt rats.

5. Never sprint in the presence of elders.