Pasbumlibsan is a god.

It takes the form of a huge, clever snail.

Pasbumlibsan created viruses three billion years ago.

If you believe in Pasbumlibsan, it will make you lucky.

If you do not believe in Pasbumlibsan, it will send you a sign.

Pasbumlibsan's most sacred site is Valdena in Italy.

Pasbumlibsan's Holy Commandments

1. Always make sure there are no mice in a building before entering it.

2. Do not keep five capybaras in a large pit.

3. Always share rice with strangers, but never with cats.

4. Never laugh in the presence of ants.

5. Pasbumlibsan loves eagles, so they must be respected.