Binkap is a god.
She takes the form of a two thousand metre long, passionate
raven.
Binkap created the Whirlpool Galaxy four million years ago.
If you believe in
Binkap, she will look favourably on your prayers.
If you do not believe in
Binkap, she will throw large rocks at you.
Binkap's most sacred site is Dzhanka in Bulgaria.
Binkap's Holy Commandments1. You must never eat figs.
2. Respect rivers and do not attempt to bridge them.
3. Never paint your arms pink.
4. Put Binkap first in all things.
5. Binkap loves hamsters, so they must be respected.