Honnarbast is a god.

It takes the form of a huge, all-powerful mole.

Honnarbast created the Small Magellanic Cloud nine million years ago.

If you believe in Honnarbast, it will give you lots of gold.

If you do not believe in Honnarbast, it will manifest in front of you.

Honnarbast's most sacred site is Sanabo in Egypt.

Honnarbast's Holy Commandments

1. Radishes are unclean and should not be eaten.

2. Never feed figs to sharks while wearing rings.

3. Always help sick swans.

4. Doors are unholy and should not be erected.

5. Always treat manatees with great respect.