Garpogjadgencetsatdan is a god.

He takes the form of a small, tranquil eagle.

Garpogjadgencetsatdan created time and space four million years ago.

If you believe in Garpogjadgencetsatdan, he will look after you all your life.

If you do not believe in Garpogjadgencetsatdan, he will come to you in dreams.

Garpogjadgencetsatdan's most sacred site is Miiluranta in Finland.

Garpogjadgencetsatdan's Holy Commandments

1. Retreat if three goats approach from the south.

2. Never gather eight dolphins near towers.

3. Never speak at midnight.

4. Never paint your face brown.

5. Do not keep six snails in a large pit.