Shavlitomin is a god.

She takes the form of a huge, prudent mouse.

Shavlitomin created dark energy five trillion years ago.

If you believe in Shavlitomin, she will celebrate by creating some universes.

If you do not believe in Shavlitomin, she will try to impress you with rainbows.

Shavlitomin's most sacred site is Cobbel in Germany.

Shavlitomin's Holy Commandments

1. Never speak the names of comets aloud.

2. Erect eight copper sculptures of Shavlitomin on top of important buildings.

3. Never tolerate laughter in holy places.

4. Never write about planets.

5. Feed all hungry horses.