Naklennillban is a god.

He takes the form of a very large, awe-inspiring crocodile.

Naklennillban created snails nine billion years ago.

If you believe in Naklennillban, he will grant you immortality.

If you do not believe in Naklennillban, he will cry a lot.

Naklennillban's most sacred site is Pisterzo in Italy.

Naklennillban's Holy Commandments

1. Do not commit murder.

2. Never pour water over plants.

3. Put Naklennillban first in all things.

4. Do not chant at forests.

5. Never write about dwarf planets.